R: Anyways, enough with fashion. Let's get to the important stuff. Oh! There's this joke: "What goes IN hard and stiff, and comes OUT soft and sticky?"
R: Oh! Uh...guess you heard that one before. So Kim. How would you describe Julie's sexual habits?
K: Can i sing it?
R: oh, please do.
K: (response) [wild laughter]
J: Hey! no way! You're trying to make me look like a slut for your trash magazine.
R: Well then how would you describe it yourself?
J: "Oh Bondage! Up yers!"
R: Julie, tell me the last few places you've been fucked.
J: Yeah, I KNOW this gag. You're gonna try to get me to say like in the ass!
R: [laughs] NO! geographically, really!
J: Ok. "..in a condo, in a phone booth, in an air raid shelter! ..."
R: Wow! You ARE naughty!
J: What are YOU talking about!
K: Hey, I'm a mother now!
R: Yeah, how IS little Coco?
K: Oh great. We are currently signing papers for her to join Frances Bean in one of those all children punk bands. Frances is gonna do a cover of Territorial Pissings, and Coco's gonna sing Kool Thing. It'll be Wilson Phillips for the aging Lollapalooza set. Perry Farrell is gonna be their manager! [big laughs]
R: Really? [bigger laughs] No, tell me. My sister is currently pregnant and she's like reading to her baby in utero. Did you do anything like that?
K: No. But I plan on raising Coco with pig latin as her second language. Completely bilingual - that's the wave of the future y'know.
R: Oh! I totally forgot about the existence of pig latin. Can you do some?
K: "(pig latin)"
R: Cool! Can you do it backwards?
K: [nods] "(backwards)"
R: I never knew you were so talented!
R: So Julie, what do you think of Baby Coco?
J: "(response)" Her shits are amazing. smell like nothing humanly possible.
R: Yeah? How would you describe it? What's it similar to?
K: Breast feeding! Ugh..it's like "(response)" No, but the kid's great. Everyone's been getting her tons of stuff all the time.
R: I imagine she gets some great gifts.
K: Yeah, we got these a bunch of abused dolls from Mike Kelly. Thurston threw away the ones that had actual shit on them.
R: You KNOW those shit dolls are gonna be total collector's pieces some day though. What other weird gifts have you gotten?
R: From who?
K: Shonen Knife.
R: What did you do there?
J: Played a few gigs, hung out a lot. Ate Japanese food.
R: Was it good? I heard the Japanese food is better in California then it is in Japan.
J: There was a lot of different sushi and junk. "(response)" except I cant stand "(response)"
R: Yoshimi! You've been so quiet this whole interview. What's up?
J: That's a joke. But, "(response)"
R: NO! I hate politics. Yuck! I actually have this idea that the country should be run by the Ouija Board, but you know what that'd lead to.
R: Oh. Hey, my tape is almost out. Do you wanna quit now, or should i go get another tape. Or do you guys wanna do something then come back to finish?
R: Ok, let's wrap this up then. Um...let's see. hey, ok. On the count of three, shout out the first word that comes to your head. one..two..three!