Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!


John Waters said this was "the best movie ever made". and it's totally true! Here's the poster jpeg.

It's about these 3 killer go-go girls with big tits who hit the road in their sportscars and crush everything in their path. PLUS, it is filmed in this way-gorgeous *deluxe* way!

I made bryan rent it and we ended up getting into a fight over who was the best character. Bryan claims it's "rosie", the freaky dykey fake-o italiano one. She has this delicious cartoon accent that i call "creamy italian". "Rosie" is played by this actress named Haji. Yeah, but like pre-johnny Quest. (BTW, what the hell was haji doing with dr.Quest anyways? And was like Race totally the big ol' top for the doctor or what!) Anyhow, bryan became so adamant about Haji being the balls of the movie that he even changed his email name to Haji, just to spite me! (it had previously been "todd Bridges")

My pick for the #1 character is the infamous "varla", played by Tura satana. She's got the mongo bra size, fat hips, fuct-up eyes, and she KICKS ASS! Not only is she the glamourous ringleader boss of the go-go girls, but she can throw a mean karate chop, AND a switchblade for that matter. Varla ROCKS!!!

The third go-go chick is lame. But she's a drunk and a total horndog. If it were any other movie, she'd be the star! But HERE, she's NOTHING!

Vote for the Best Character!

Rosie/Haji

To vote for Rosie/Haji, email Bryan.

Varla/Tura

To vote for Varla/Tura, email richard.

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