hey there... i'm still sorta feeling a little insecure about wayne saying i looked "gassy" and "bloated" in the wired article. if you wanna know what i'm talking about look at richard's page where you can see me in my all my gaseous glory. how am i supposed to get a date now?

anyway, i figure it was time for a total make over, so i cut my hair ditched the glasses, and voila!... the new jan brady, and thanks to photoshop i too can look totally cool, or as richard always sez, "kewl!"

here's my best impression of "boogaloo shrimp" chambers from breakin': the movie

drop me a line if you wanna trade break dancing moves